can giraffes give themselves hickeys
just kidding my favorite sex position is
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how i wake up in the morning
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In the 2nd grade
- Me: Shutup you're stupid
- Classmate: Hey! I'm telling on you
- His hand shoots up
- Me: no wait stop
- Me: no i'm sorry
- Me: please come on dude
- Me: pleeeeeeeaaase i'm sorry stop omg
- Me nearly in tears: I'm so sorry please don't tell her i'm sorry
- Teacher: Yes?
- Classmate: Can i use the bathroom?
- Classmate: *Turns and deviously smiles at me*
Ending 2012 the same way I started it.
Unattractive and single.
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- things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes
- someone doesn't reply
- paranoia : you're annoying them, they hate you, stop talking to them you obsessive bitch.
OMFG JUST CASUALLY SCROLLING DOWN AND SEE A LITTLE KID’S BUTT ON THE BACK… THIS ONLY HAPPENS ON TUMBLR
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